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- THE COCHROACH THAT ATE CINCINNATI
- Rose & The Arrangement
- Dr. Demento's 20th Anniversary tape
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- Uh-uh don't touch that dial!
- I must offer to you a confession
- I like movies that give me a fright
- If the subject is horror I got to see more or
- I won't be contented all night
- You may call it my ghoulish obsession
- It's a subject on which I get chatty
- But the worst one it seems haunting all of my dreams
- Was the cochroach that ate Cincinnati (ha ha ha ha)
- I've seen ghouls and hobgoblins and witches
- And some moth-eaten werewolves with fangs
- There were creatures that chattered and others that clattered
- And Japanese monsters with fangs (ah-so)
- Frankenstein gives me the shakes
- And Count Dracula's driving me batty
- But they're not on a par with the worst one by far
- The cochroach that ate Cincinnati (ha ha ha ha!)
- Oh he must of needed a seltzer
- It's amazing how much he got down
- For lunch he'd just chew up a suburb or two
- And for dinner he ate the whole town (BURP!)
- Willard just sent me out laughing
- I thought Ben looked a little bit ratty (sorry about that)
- But they're not half as bad as the worst scare I've had
- The Cochroach that ate Cincinnati
- Oh my heart nearly stopped he would never be topped
- The cochroach that ate Cincinnati
- OLE! (ole? that's dumb)
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- tmazanec1@juno.com or Tom Mazanec to humans
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